A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool. 

Sperm: Ready, aim, fire!

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named. 

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt. 

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel. 

Bawhahahahaha! 

No Polish jokes please.